Contact Moi

If you want or feel the need to contact me via email, type your thoughts, hopes, and/or dreams into the various fields below. There are helpful labels next to each input.

Be warned that if you use this form to spam me, I will have no other choice than to send a team of near-indestructible robotic assassins from the future to your current time to hunt down and terminate you.

I swear I will no longer sell your email address to any third, first, or second parties. I want to knee-cap spammers as much as you do.

I know what your IP address is...